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I’m sorry I still haven’t written my Michael Imperioli story. I can’t tell if I’m being avoidant or if I never intended to tell you guys in the first…
Apr 1, 2023
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March 2023
Sorry for the delay
I’ve started this a million times, but you guys make me nervous. No, I really just had no idea where to start. So here’s what’s in store. I have a story…
Mar 17, 2023
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November 2022
Glutton for punishment
Last week in a hurry, I booked a room in Hudson so my friends and I could spend the lunar eclipse outside of the city and do some like, exercises or…
Nov 10, 2022
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Hope dies last
and a halloween recap
Nov 2, 2022
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September 2022
King of the world
Tonight I’m sleeping in a hotel with no guests. In 1970, when my dad was 25, he bought a bar on Caroline Street in Saratoga Springs for ten thousand…
Sep 27, 2022
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The new and unimproved me
I’ve been gone for what seems like forever. Joe Coscarelli and Nate Freeman told me it was no content August, but really my love life was in shambles…
Sep 20, 2022
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June 2022
Ten years today
I’ve never woken up so close to the sea. That was this morning. Let’s start with yesterday. I’m three quarters of the way through a bloody at the…
Jun 17, 2022
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Retrograde runoff
It’s probably too late to even be reporting on the happenings of 10 days ago, but here I go anyway. Last Thursday, June 2, was the evening of the epic…
Jun 14, 2022
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It's my party and i'll brag if i want to
I meant to do this the day after my epic bday party, but I was far too ill to function. Good thing I held out, too, because now I have so much more to…
Jun 8, 2022
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May 2022
A series of unfortunate events & a balenciaga party
Welcome to all my new subscribers, btw. Emily Sundberg quoted me so fully out of context, so I’ve attached a screenshot of what I actually said to her…
May 25, 2022
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If you delete the text, it's like you never sent it
This morning I made a moldy smoothie and now I’m eating a can of chickpeas. Emma wrote an epic and heartbreaking letter to her ex this weekend. No one…
May 2, 2022
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April 2022
Home Invasion Theories
My ex (who I am largely not speaking to) (in a let’s do this the healthy way fashion) and my bestie Emma texted me within 24 hours of each other that…
Apr 27, 2022
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