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I’ve never woken up so close to the sea. That was this morning. Let’s start with yesterday. I’m three quarters of the way through a bloody at the Bubby’s in the new Laguardia terminal and my forty-minute flight to Maine is four hours delayed. Gretchen’s parents sold their seaside…
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It’s probably too late to even be reporting on the happenings of 10 days ago, but here I go anyway. Last Thursday, June 2, was the evening of the epic…
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I meant to do this the day after my epic bday party, but I was far too ill to function. Good thing I held out, too, because now I have so much more to…
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Welcome to all my new subscribers, btw. Emily Sundberg quoted me so fully out of context, so I’ve attached a screenshot of what I actually said to her…
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This morning I made a moldy smoothie and now I’m eating a can of chickpeas. Emma wrote an epic and heartbreaking letter to her ex this weekend. No one…
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My ex (who I am largely not speaking to) (in a let’s do this the healthy way fashion) and my bestie Emma texted me within 24 hours of each other that…
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- Coke Zero - College girls studying abroad from Lehigh and Florida State - Knock off Prada camera bags and butterfly clips - The Cipriani Family - My…
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I’ve had a hard time coming back to this. Maybe because I thought I was deeply in love and didn’t have time to gossip on the internet. I teeter between…
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